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Dear diary, today I became a rock star.  I conned a girl into a duet singing Anyone Else But You.  I kiss you in the brain in a shadow of a train. I kiss you all starry eyed my body swings from side to side…

 A crowd was starting to form so I went right into Rise, gonna rise up bringing black holes and black memories. Then Rawhide, my hearts calculatin my true love will be waitin, be waitin at the end of my ride.  

I needed more people and slammed into Ghost Riders, if you want to save you soul from hell a rid-in on our range then cowboy change your ways today or  with us you will ride a tryn to catch the devils heard across these endless sky’s. 

My jar was filling slowly so I pulled out my big guns, Over The Rainbow/Wonderful World. My right hand was on fire as my ukulele sang her song.  I see friends shakin hands saying how do you do. There really saying I…I love you…

Burn One Down ,  if you don’t like my fire then don’t come around cause I’m gonna burn one down. I’m Yours, well you done done me and you bet i felt it. I tried to be chill but your so hot that I melted…

A cute girl started to leave, Wagon Wheel and she joined in the choris, rock me mamma like the wind and the rain. Rock me momma like a south bound train.  Hey mama rock me. 

I broke out one of my own. Step Into my cockpit and I’ll lock you I my boat. You might think you want to leave but I will never let you go you will learn to love the sea in out little floating home..

First Day Of My Life, yours is the first face that i saw think I was blind before I met you.. Don’t know where I am don’t know where I’ve been.  But I know where I want to go. 

For a brief moment in time I became the pied piper, children danced on the lawn, grand parents hugged, my jar was very content. House Of The Rising Sun . Well I got one foot on the platform the other foot on the train.  I going back to New Orleans to wear that ball and chain.   I Wanna Be Like You, now don’t try to kid me man cub, I made a deal with you. What I desire is mans red fire to make my dreams come true. 

I saved my best three songs for last. One I don’t even know he name of.  My heart does the tango with every little move that you make.  I love you like a mango cause we can make it every day.  I want you to drop baby drop baby drop drop all your love on me. Drop baby drop baby drop drop cause I’m hungry.  Dirty Old Town, I’m going to make me a good sharp axe shining steel tempered on the fire. Will chop you down like an old dead tree. Dirty old town dirty old town.  When I wrapped my set I was asked to do an encore. I played my new favorite song by Bob Marley. I bet you can guess what it was. 

I ended my day in the life of a rock star with the one song I can actually pull of. Don’t Think Twice  It ain’t no use in callin out my name, gal like you never did before. It ain’t no use in callin out my name gal I can’t hear you anymore. I’m thinking and wandering all the way down the road I once loved a woman a child  told. I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul. But don’t think twice it’s alright. 

And that’s how I got my first cheeseburger in paradise. I made many smiles and newfriends and learned yet another lesson…

I could Never even try and compete with the amazing Hawaiin uke players so I didn’t.  I made a sign that read help me pay for voice lessons and boy do I need  them. 

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